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The Porch Goose Phenomenon: Why is Everyone Getting One?
Are you ready to join the Porch Goose Revolution? Whether you’re a longtime collector or new to the world of decorative lawn geese, I’m here to open the doors to a world of custom-painted, high-quality cast stone porch goose that will take your home decor to the next level! Why Are Porch Geese So Popular? For decades, porch geese, garden geese, and lawn geese have been a beloved American tradition. These charming, customizable statues bring personality and warmth to your front porch, patio, or garden. Whether you love dressing up your goose for the seasons or want a classic, high-end painted goose, we’ve got you covered! Meet the Best Porch Geese in the Business! Here is the most durable, high-quality cast stone porch geese, painted by renowned artist Dawn Hartfelder (@seeyourcolors). These geese aren’t just any lawn decor – they are works of art. From classic farmhouse styles to wild, whimsical designs, we have a goose for everyone!
Top 5 Reasons You NEED a Porch Goose Today
✅ Because Your Porch is Boring: Let’s face it—your porch is sad. But a well-dressed goose? Instant personality upgrade.
✅ Silent But Judgmental: A porch goose will stare disapprovingly at delivery drivers, nosy neighbors, and that one squirrel who keeps stealing your pumpkins.
✅ Fashion Icon Status: Your goose can have more outfit changes than a pop star on tour. Halloween honker? Thanksgiving turkey goose? Easter egg chic? Done.
✅ Better Than a Guard Dog: No one messes with a house that has a goose standing watch. Geese have aura. It’s science.
✅ Social Media Clout: Nothing gets likes faster than a ridiculously well-dressed lawn bird.
 
Tag me @SeeYourColors so we can make your goose famous. Get yours before your neighbor does—because porch goose envy is very real. #PorchGooseGoals #GooseWithAttitude #FashionFowl #BetterThanAWatchdog #HonkIfYouLoveGeese The Porch Goose Community: Join the Trend! The #PorchGoose and #GooseLife hashtags have taken over social media, with thousands of people showing off their stylish, funny, and seasonal geese. Our customers love sharing their geese in outfits, customized colors, and hilarious poses! Seriously… follow the hashtags… you’ll see what I’m talking about: #PorchGoose #GooseOutfits #GooseLife #GardenGoose #LawnGoose #CustomPorchGoose #GooseCostumes #PorchDecor #FarmhouseDecor #ViralGoose 🔔🚀 Get ready to HONK your way into the porch goose craze! Make your home the talk of the neighborhood!
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Pricing $180
 
Specifications
Dimensions: 27" tall
Weight: 82 lbs.
Features: Handpainted
 
Shipping & Handling
Pick-Up: Free pick-up at our North-West New Jersey location year-round.
Freight Shipping: We super pack your lawn jockey and pallet it for freight. Call or text 908-339-5060 for shipping quotes throughout the United States and beyond.
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For all inquiries, orders, and reservations, please CALL or TEXT 908-339-5060.